功夫熊猫1完整版英文台词(word)

were the stuff of legend. he travelled the land

in search of worthy foes. i see you like to chew.

maybe you should on my fist. the warrior said anything for his mouth was full. then he swallowed. and then he spoke. enough talk. let's fight. he was so deadly in fact

that his enemies will go blind from over exposure to pure awesomeness. my eyes!

he's too awesome! and attractive.

how can we re-pay you?

there is no charge for awesomeness.. or attractiveness.

it mattered not how many foes he faced. they were no match for his voracity. never before had a panda been so feared and so loved. even the most heroic heroes

in all of china the furious five.

bowed in respect to this great master. we should hang out. agreed.

but hanging out would have to wait.

cause when you're facing the ten thousand demons of demon mountain. there is only one thing that matters and that... get up!

you'll be late for work. po...

get up! hey po.

what are you doing up there?

ahh.. nothing.

monkey mantis crane viper tigress ... roarrrr! ahh...

po. let's go.

you're late for work. coming!

sorry dad.

sorry doesn't make the noodles. what were you doing up there? all that noise? oh...nothing.

just had a crazy dream. about what? uh?

what were you dreaming about? what was i...aah...

... i was dreaming about a... noodles. noodles?

you were really dreaming about noodles? uhh... ya

what else would i be dreaming about? oh careful.

that soup is - sharp! oh... happy day.

my son finally having the noodle dream. you don't know how long

i have been waiting for this moment. this is a sign po. uh... a sign of what?

you are almost ready to be

entrusted with the secret ingredient ... of my secret ingredient soup.

and then you will fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant.

just as i took over from my father who took over from his father. who won it from a friend over a game of mahjong. dad dad dad.

it was just a dream.

no it was the dream. wu xiang noodles.

po broth runs through our veins.

but dad didn't you ever wanted to do something else? something beside noodles. actually when i was young and crazy.

i thought of running away

and learning how to make tofu. so why didn't you? oh because it was a stupid dream.

can you imagine me making tofu? ha ha ha. tofu!

no we all have our place in this world.

my is here and yours is... ... i know \"is here\". no it's tables 2 and 12. service with a smile. well done students... ... if you were trying to disappoint me.

tigress you need more ferocity. monkey greater speed.

crane height. viper subtlety. mantis... master shifu... master shifu... what? it...its master oogway he wants to see you.

master oogway you summoned me? is something wrong?

why must something be wrong

for me to want to see my old friend? so nothing is wrong? well i didn't say that. you were saying?

i have had a vision. tai lung will return. that is impossible. he's in prison.

nothing is impossible.

zeng fly to chordom prison. tell them to double the guards double the weapons. double everything.

tai lung does not leave that prison.

yes master shifu.

one often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it. we have to do something. we can't just have him march in the valley. and take his revenge. he'll he'll...

your mind is like this water my friend. when it is agitated... ... it becomes difficult to see. but if you allow it to settle the answer becomes clear. the dragon's scroll. it is time.

but who?

who is worthy to be trusted

with the secret to limitless power? to become the dragon warrior. i don't know. excuse me. sorry. oo...oo sorry. hey watch it po. sorry.

aah... oop!

sorry a thousand pardon. what?

master oogway is choosing a dragon warrior today. everyone everyone go! get to the jade palace! one of the five is going to get the dragon's scroll.

we have been waiting a thousand

years for this. just take the bowl! this is the greatest day in kung fu history! don't worry about it. just go! po! where are you going?

to the jade palace.

but you're forgetting your noodle car. the whole valley will be there and you will sell noodle to all of them. selling noodles?

but dad. you know i was kind of thinking maybe i... ya?

i was kind of thinking maybe i... ahh...haa..?

could also sell the bean buns. they're about to go bad.

that's my boy!

i told you that dream was a sign. ya...

i'm glad i had it. almost there. what? no! no! no! sorry po.

we'll bring you back a souvenir. no i'll bring me back a souvenir. it's a historic day. isn't it master oogway? yes. the one i feared i would not live to see. are your students ready? yes master oogway.

now know this old friend...

whomever i chose will not only bring peace to the valley but also to you. let the tournament begin! no no no wait! i'm coming.

hey! open the door. let me in!

citizens of the valley of peace. it is my great honour

to present to you

tigress viper crane monkey mantis. the furious five!

ah...ah...ahh...

they're the furious five! aah..aah... ouch! warriors prepare!

blast no quick po. ready for battle.

the thousand tons of fire!

ho...ha...howw!

wow... look at that!

hey! get out of the way! uhh...oh...ohh! ah...ah...aah!

hiyaah...ouch!

and finally master tigress. believe me citizens

you have not seen anything yet. i know!

master tigress faces iron arms and its blades of death. i sense the dragon warrior is among us.

citizens of the valley of peace master oogway will now choose the dragon warrior. hah...butta... no no no wait! yaa...ahh.

ha...ha...haah!

ha...ha...haah.

po! what are you doing? what does it look like i'm doing?

stop! stop!

i'm going to see the dragon warrior. but i don't understand

you finally have the noodle dream. i lied.

i don't dream about noodles dad. i love kung fu...uuu! oh come on son.

let's get back to work. 1 1

heay...okay. ahh...aahh...aah. po!...heay...heay...hey. oh...somebody... oh. what's going on? ... where?

why are you pointing...?

oh. okay. sorry. i just wanted

to see who the dragon warrior was?

how interesting?

master are you pointing at me? him. who? you.

me?

the universe has brought us the dragon warrior. what? what? what? what! stop wait.

who told you to...

master oogway wait.

that crabby panda can't possibly be the answer to our problem.

you were about to appoint the tigress. and that thing fell in front of her. that was just an accident. there are no accidents. forgive us master. we have failed you.

no. if the panda has not quit by

morning then i would have failed you. wait wait wait!

i bring a message from master shifu. what? double the guard. extra precautions.

your prison may not be adequate? you doubt my prison security? absolutely not!

shifu does.

i'm just the messenger. 1 1 1 1

i'll give you a message for your master shifu.

escape from chordom prison is impossible. impressive isn't it? yes very impressive. it is very impressive. one way in.

and one way out. one thousand guards and one prisoner.

yes except that prisoner is tai lung. take us down.

ahh...ahh...ahh...ahh oh...oo...oh.. oh my...

behold tai lung.

i'll umm...i'll just

wait right here.

it's nothing to worry about. it's perfectly safe. both posts. at the ready. hey tough guy. did you hear...

oogway is finally going to give someone the dragon scroll... ...and it's not going to be you. what are you doing? don't get him mad.

what is he going to do about it?

i've got him completely immobilised. haa...haa...haa...haa! oh...did i step on

the wooly kiddy's tail?

i'm gonna... i've seen enough. i'm gonna tell shifu that he has nothing to worry about. no he doesn't.

okay i'll tell him that. hmm...

can we please go now? oh. wait a second. i think there has been a slight mistake. err...everyone seems to think i'm err...

ahh...the sacred hall of warriors. no way.

look at this place.

master flying-rhino's armour. with authentic battle damage!

wow...the sword of heroes.

said to be so sharp you can cut

yourself just by looking ... aah!...oww!

the invisible dragon of destiny. uuhhs... i've only seen paintings of that painting.

aah...ah...ha...ha...ha...

heeyah...yah.. aah...ah...ah..

noo..! ho...oh oh oh...

the legendary urn of whispering warriors. said to contain souls of the entire tenshu army. hello?

have you finished sightseeing? sorry. i should have

come to see you first.

my patience is running thin. ohh?

well. i mean it's not like you are going anywhere. you turn around. sure.

hey how is it going?

how do you get ...master shifu!... ooh!... ohh...whooo...

someone broke that...

but i'm going to fix it...i... do you have some glue... whooo....

aah...ouch...ooo!

i've a splinter.

so you are the legendary dragon warrior? hmm...

ahh i guess so? wrong!

you are not the dragon warrior.

you will never be the dragon warrior... ... until you've learned the secret of the dragon scroll. wow...so...

how does this work? do you have a ladder?

a trampoline or...?

umph...you think it is that easy? that i'm just going to hand you the secret to limitless power? no! i...

one must first master the highest level of kung fu

and that is clearly impossible if that one is someone like you. someone like me? yes!

look at you!

this fat blob. flabby arms. those are sensitive. in the flabby parts. and this ridiculous belly. hey...whooo...

and utter disregard for personal hygiene. now wait a minute.

that's a little uncalled for.

don't stand that close. i can smell your breath. listen oogway said that i was the... uh... the wushi finger hold. never... master shifu don't... haa...oh... you know this hold? developed by master wushi in the rd dynasty. yes.

oh. then you must know what happens when i flex my pinky. no no no...

you know the hardest part of this?...

the hardest part is cleaning up afterwards. humm...

okay. okay take it easy. now listen closely panda.

oogway may have picked you

but when i'm through with you ... i promise you

you're going to wish he hadn't. are we clear?

yes we're clear we're clear. we are so clear.

good. hmm hmm hmm.

i can't wait to get started. let's begin. wait wait wait.

now?

yes now.

unless you think that the great oogway was

wrong and you are not the dragon warrior. okay. well i don't know

if i can do all of those moves. well if we don't try

we will never know will we? yes it's just maybe we can find something more suited to my level. and what level is that? well you know... i'm not a master but let's just start at zero. level zero.

there is no such thing as level zero. hey maybe i can start with that. that. we use that

for training children. and popping the door open when it is hot. but if you insist. wow... the furious five. you're so much bigger than your action figures. except for you mantis. you're about the same. go ahead panda.

show us what you can do.

ahh...are they going to watch? or should i just wait until they get back to work or something? hit it.

okay i mean i just ate

and so i'm still digesting so my

kung fu may not be as good as later on. just hit it. what'd you got?

you've got nothing cos' i got it right here. you picking on my friends? get ready to fell the thunder.

come on crazy feet.

what're you going to do about crazy feet? come on. i'm a blur. i'm a blur. you've never seen bear style. you've only seen praying mantis. or monkey style.

imagine snake-kiddy snake.

would you hit it!

alright. alright.

why don't you try it again? a little harder. how's that? oohhh...

oh that hurts!

this will be easier than i thought. feeling a little nausea... ouch ouch ouch! oohh... my tenders. how did i do?

there is now a level zero. don't deny that.

i don't understand what master oogway was thinking. poor guy is going to get himself killed. he is so fighty.

the dragon warrior fell out of the sky in a ball of fire. when he walks

the very ground shakes.

one would think that master oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fu. yes. or could at least touch his toes. or even see his toes. okay. great. ooouuch! oh hey. hi. you're up?

am now.

i was just..er...someday...eh? the kung fu stuff is hard work right? your biceps sore.

i've had a long day and rather disappointing day so...er...

ya...i should probably get to sleep now. ya... ya...of course. okay. thanks.

it's just i'm such a big fan... you guys were so totally amazing at the battle of the weeping river. outnumbered. a thousand to one. but you didn't stop. you just ....

oh. sorry about that.

ahh... look you don't belong here. er...i know i know. you're right. i don't have it.

it's just my whole life i dream of... no no no. i meant you don't belong here i mean in this room. but this is my room. property of crane. oh okay right right. so...

ya you want to get to sleep. keeping you up.

we've got big things tomorrow.

alright. you are awesome. the last thing i'm going to say. okay bye-bye. what was that?

i didn't say anything. okay. alright. goodnight. sleep well.

seem a little bit awkward. master tigress didn't mean to wake you. just a... you don't belong here. ah ya...ya of course... this is your room...

i mean you don't belong in the jade palace. you're a disgrace to kung fu and if you have any respect of who we are and what we do

you will be gone by morning. big fan.

i see you've found the sacred peach tree of heavenly wisdom. is that what this is? i'm so sorry.

i thought it was just a regular peach tree. i understand you eat when you are upset. upset? i'm not upset. why would i be upset? so why are you upset?

i probably sucked more today

than anyone in the history of kung fu. in the history of china. in the history of sucking. probably.

and the five...man

you should have seen them they totally hate me. totally.

how's shifu ever going to turn me into the dragon warrior? i mean i'm not like the five i've got no claws. no wings

no venom.

even mantis got those thingies. may be i should just quit

and go back to making noodles. quit. don't quit.

noodles. don't noodles. you are too concerned with what was and what will be. there's a saying.

yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery

but today is a gift.

that is why it is called the \"present\". oh no!

what's happening?

to your battle stations! go! go! go!

fire cross-bow! fire! fire!

tai lung's free. i must warn shifu. you are not going anywhere. neither is he! let go of me. bring it up!

wait! bring it back! he's going this way. he won't get far. archers! we dead.

so very very dead.

ha..ha. not yet we're not. now!

can we run now? yes.

i am glad shifu sent you. i was beginning to feel

i'm being forgotten.

fly back there and tell them the real dragon warrior is coming home. good morning master. panda!

panda! wake up! hmm hmm hmm...

he's quitted.

what do we do now master

with the panda gone?

who will be the dragon warrior?

all we can do is resume our training and trust that in time...

the true dragon warrior will be revealed. what are you doing here? haa...hey.

good morning master.

i thought i'll warm up a little. you're stuck.

stuck?...no...what?...stuck? no...this is one of the... ya...i'm stuck. help him.

oh dear.

lift me on three. one two .... thank you.

don't mention it.

no really. i appreciate it... ...ever.

you actually thought you could

learn to do a full split in one night. it takes years to develop ones flexibility.

and years longer to apply it in combat. put that down!

the only souvenirs we collect down here

are bloody knuckles and broken bones. yaa...ha...ha...ha. excellent!

let's get started. are you ready?

i was born ready...oww!

oww!...oh!. i'm sorry brother. i thought you said you're ready. that was awesome! let's go again!

i've been taking it easy on you panda but no more. your next opponent... ...will be me.

alright. ya...let's go!

step forth!

the true path to victory is to find your opponent's weakness. and make him suffer for it. oh yeah. to take his strength and use it against him.

until he finally falls or quits. but a real warrior never quits.

don't worry master i'll never quit. if he is smart he won't come back those steps. but he will.

he's not going to quit is he? he's not going to quit bouncing. i'll tell you that.

oouch! i thought you said

accupuncture will make me feel better. trust me it will.

it's just not easy finding right nerve points under all this...fat? fur!

i was going to say fur. sure you were.

who am i to judge a warrior based on his size? so i mean look at me. i'm over here.

haa...aah...

maybe you should take a look at this again. ohh... okay.

oouch!

stop! stop it! eee...ouch!

i know master shifu is trying to inspire me and all.

but if i didn't know any better

i'll say he's trying to get rid of me. i know he can seem like heartless. aaahh...!

but you know he wasn't always like that.

according to legend there was once a time when master shifu actually used to spy... no...

yes but that was before... before what?

before tai lung. aah...ya.

we are not really suppose to talk about him. well if he is going to stay here he should now.

guys guys

i know about tai lung.

he was a student. the first to ever master the 1 scrolls of kung fu. and then he turned bad and now he's in jail.

he wasn't just a student. shifu found him as a cub.

and he raised him as his son. and when the child showed talent in kung fu

shifu trained him.

he believed in him. he told him he was destined for greatness. it was never enough for tai lung. he wanted the dragon scroll. but oogway saw darkness in his heart and refused. outraged tai lung

laid waste to the valley.

he tried to take the scroll by force. and shifu has to destroy what he had created.

but how could he?

shifu loved tai lung like he has never love anyone before. what's it?

and now he has a chance

to make things right.

to train the true dragon warrior. and he is stuck with you. a big fat panda who treats it like a joke. ohh... that's it! wait! my fault!

i accidentally tweaked his facial nerves. and may have also stopped his heart. inner peace. inner peace.

inner...in...in...in inner peace.

look whoever is making that flapping sound quiet down. inner...quaaa!

oh zeng excellent.

i could use some good news now. aaahh....

master. master.

hmm...

i...i..have ...it's a...

it's a very bad news.

aah... shifu. there's just news. no good or bad.

master your vision was right.

tai lung has broken out of prison. he's on his way. that is bad news...

... if you do not believe that the dragon warrior can stop him. panda? master that panda

is not the dragon warrior.

he wasn't even meant to be here. it was an accident.

there are no accidents.

yes i know.

you said that already.

twice.

well that was no accident either. thrice.

my old friend.

the panda will never fulfill his destiny nor you yours. until you let go of the illusion of control. illusion? yes.

look at this tree shifu. i cannot make it blossom when it suits me. nor make it bear fruit before it's time. but there are things we can control. i can control when the fruit will fall. i can control where to plant the seed.

that is no illusion master. ah...yes but no matter what you do

that seed will grow to be a peach tree. you may wish for an

apple or an orange.

but you will get a peach.

but a peach cannot defeat tai lung. maybe it can if you are willing to guide it to nurture it. to believe in it. but how? how?

i need your help master.

no you just need to believe. promise me shifu.

promise me you will believe. i... i will try. hmm...good.

my time has come.

you must continue your journey without me.

what?...what?...what are you...

wait!

master.

you can't leave me. you must believe. master.

i'm not scared...yet.

sound like fun. he maybe a wolf. you may be the scariest bandit in harjin province. but you're a lousy tipper. really. so how did you

get out of there alive?

i mean i didn't actually said that but i thought it in my mind. if he could read my mind he would have been like...what? order up! you like it?

this is really good.

now come on. you should try

my dad's secret ingredient soup.

he actually knows the secret ingredient. what are you talking about? this is amazing.

wow...you are really a good cook. i wish my mouth was bigger.

tigress you got to try this. hmm...

it is said that the dragon warrior can survive for months at a time on nothing but the dew of a single gingko leaf and the energy of the universe. i guess my body doesn't know it's the dragon warrior yet. i need lard more than dew and the universe juice. what?

oh nothing master shifu.

ha...ha...ha...ha!

you will never be the dragon warrior unless you lose pounds. and brush your teeth.

what is the noise you're making?

laughter?

i have never heard of it.

work hard panda and maybe someday you'll have ears like mine. that's good. oh...oh yup. ears?

it's not working for you.

i thought they're pretty good. it's shifu!

of course it's shifu. what do you think i'm doing? master shifu. aahh...

you think this is funny!

tai lung has escaped from prison! and you all are acting like children! what?

he's coming for the dragon scroll and you're the only one who can stop him. ha...and here i am saying you've got no a sense of humour. i am gonna... step down. what? you're serious?

and i have to...aaa...not...

master oogway will stop him.

he did it before. he'll do it again. oogway cannot! not anymore. haa?

our only hope is the dragon warrior. the panda?

yes the panda!

master please let us stop tai lung? this is what you train us for!

no! it is not your destiny to defeat tai lung! it is his! where did he go? you cannot leave! a real warrior never quit! watch me! come on! how am i suppose to beat tai lung? i can't even beat you to the stairs. you will beat him because you are the dragon warrior. ouch! you don't believe that! oh! you never believed that. from the first moment i got here you've been trying to get rid of me. yes i was! but now i ask you to trust in your master as i have come to trust in mine. you are not my master. and i am not the dragon warrior. then why didn't you quit? you knew i was trying to get rid of you. yet you stayed. ya. i stayed. i stayed because every time you threw a brick at my head or said i smelled it hurt! but it could never hurt more than it did everyday in my life just

being me. i stayed because i thought if anyone could change me could make me not me... ...it was you. the greatest kung fu teacher of all of china. but i can change you! i

can turn you into the dragon warrior. and i will! come on tai lung is on his way right now. and even if it takes him a hundred years to get here. how are you going to change this into the dragon warrior? hah? how? how? how? i don't know! i do not know that's what i thought. this is what she trains for it tigress! don't try and stop me. we are not trying to stop you. what? we are coming with you. what? i eat when i am upset okay! oh! no need to explain. i just thought you might be monkey. he hides his almond cookies in the top-shelf. don't tell monkey. look at you. yaaa..! i know i disgust you. no i mean how did you get up there? i don't know ...i... i don't know. just get the cookies. and yet you are feet off the ground and have done a perfect split. no this? this is just an accident! i know you are trying to be all mystical and kung fu-ee. but could you least tell me where we are going? you drag me all the way

out here for a bath? panda we do not wash our pits in the pool of sacred tears. uuh?...the pool of... this is where oogway unraveled the mysteries of harmony and focus. this is the birth place of kung fu. do you want to learn kung fu? yes then i am your master. okay! don't cry. okay. when you focus on kung fu when you concentrate you stink. but perhaps that is my fault. i cannot train you the way i trained the five. i see now that the way to get through to you is with this. aah great cause i am hungry. good when you have been trained you may eat. let's begin. after you panda. just like that. no sit-ups. no ten-mile hike. i vowed to train you and you've been trained. you are free to eat. enjoy hey! i said you are free to eat. have a

dumpling. you are free to eat. am i? are you? i am not hungry. master. cut it! where is the dragon warrior? how do you know you are not looking at her? you think i'm a fool. i know you are not the dragon warrior. none of you! i heard how he fell out of the sky on a ball of fire. but he's a warrior unlike anything in the world has ever seen. po? so that is his name. po! finally a worthy opponent. the battle will be legendary. we got this help her. monkey! jump! mantis! now! shifu taught you well. but he didn't teach you everything. you have done well panda.

done well? done well! i have done awesome! the mark of a true hero is humility. but yes you have done awesome. five? fives! they're dead. no they are breathing. they're asleep? no their eyes are open. we were no match for his nerve attack. he has gotten stronger. tai lung? stronger! he's too fast. sorry po. i thought we could stop him. he could have kill you. why didn't he? so you can come back here... ...and strike fear into our hearts. but it won't work. it might. i mean a little. i'm pretty scared. you can defeat him panda. are you kidding? if they can't... they're five masters. i'm just one me. but you have the one thing that no one else does you really believe i'm ready. you are po. behold the dragon scroll. it is yours. wait. what happens when i read it? no one knows. but legend says you will be able to hear a butterfly's wings beat. wow! really? that's cool. yes! and see light in the deepest cave. you will feel the universe in motion around you. wow! can i punch through walls? can i do a quadruple back flip? focus. focus. focus! oh ya...yah. read it po. and fulfill your

destiny. read it and become the dragon warrior. wow...! it's impossible to open. thank you. probably loosen it up for you. okay here goes. aargh...! it's

blank. what? here look. no i am forbidden to look upon it. blank! i don't...i don't understand. okay. so like oogway was just a crazy old turtle after all. no. oogway was wiser than us all. oh come on. face it. he picked me by accident. of course i'm not dragon warrior. who am i kidding? but who will stop tai lung? he will destroy everything. and everyone. no. evacuate the valley. you must protect the villagers... ... from tai lung's rage. what about you master? i will fight him. what? i can hold him off long enough for everyone to escape. but shifu he'll kill you. then i would have finally paid for my mistake. listen to me all of you. it's time for you to continue your journey without me. i am very proud to have been your master. we got to get them out safely. come little one let's find your mama. viper gather the southern farmers. mantis the north. crane light the way. look it's the dragon warrior. hey dad. po! it's good to have you back son. good to be back. let's go po. for our next shop it's time to face it. the future of noodles is diced cut vegetables. no longer

slices. also i was thinking... ... maybe this time we'll have a kitchen you can stand up in. hmm! you like that? po i'm sorry things didn't work out. it just wasn't meant to be. po forget everything else. your destiny still awaits. we are noodle-folk. broth runs deep through our veins. i don't know dad. honestly sometimes i can't believe i'm your son. po i

think it's time i told you something i should have told you... ... a long time ago. okay. the secret ingredient of my secret ingredient soup... ohh... the secret ingredient is... nothing! hah?... but you heard me. nothing! there is no secret ingredient. wait wait. it's just plain old noodle soup. you don't add some kind of special sauce or something. don't have to. to make something special... ...you just have to believe it is special. there is no secret ingredient. i have come home master. this is no longer your home

and i am no longer your master. yes you have a new favourite. so where is this po? did i scare him off? this battle is between you and me. so that's how it's going to be. that is how it must be. i rotted in jail for years... ...because of your weakness! obeying your master is not weakness! you knew i was the dragon warrior! you always knew. but when oogway said otherwise... what did you do? what did you do! nothing! you were not meant to be the dragon warrior. that was not my fault! not your fault! who failed my every dream? who told we should train until my bones cracked? who denied me my destiny?!! it was never my decision to make! it is now. give me the scroll. i would rather die! what i ever did i did to make you proud! tell me how proud you are shifu? tell me! tell meeee! i...i have always been proud of you. from the first moment i have been proud of you. and it was my pride that blinded me. i love you too much to see what you were becoming. what i was turning you into. i'm... i'm

sorry. i don't want your apology. i want my scroll. what? where is it? dragon warrior has taken scroll half way across china by now. you will never see that scroll tai lung! never! hey! ...stairs. who are you? buddy... i am the dragon warrior. you? him? he's a panda. you're a panda. what are you going to do big guy? sit on me. don't tempt me. now i'm going to use this. you want it. come get it. finally. that scroll is mine! the scroll has given him power. finally. oh yes. the power of the dragon scroll is mine! it's nothing! it's okay. i

didn't get it the first time either. what? there is no secret ingredient. it's just you. stop it! ho ho ho. i'm going to pee. don't...don't...don't. ha...ha...ha... you can't defeat

me. you...you're just a big fat panda! i'm not a big fat panda. i'm the big fat panda! the wushi finger hold? oh you know this hold. you're bluffing. you're bluffing! shifu didn't teach you that! no i figured it out. skedush...! ah... look! the

dragon warrior. that's my boy! the big lovely kung fu warrior is my son! yes. thanks dad. hey guys. master. master. master? master shifu? master! shifu! shifu! are you okay? po. you are alive. or we are both dead. no master i didn't die. i defeated tai lung. you did? ... wow! it is as oogway foretold. you are the dragon warrior. you have brought peace to this valley. and to me. thank you. thank you po. thank you. thank you... no master... no no no! don't die shifu please! i'm not dying you idiot! aah... dragon warrior... i'm simply at peace. finally. oh...so i should stop talking. if you can. do you want to get something to eat? yes